my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
