ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
is wine microwaveable?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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