We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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