It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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