everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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