i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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