Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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