The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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