No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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