You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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