Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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