So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I'm passing your future prison.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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