did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I have post one night stand depression
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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