so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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