You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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