I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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