Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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