I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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