My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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