Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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