I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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