Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I wish i was in the wii world.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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