Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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