I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Randomize
