once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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