I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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