kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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