what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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