If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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