Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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