doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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