I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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