you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
