what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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