The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Randomize
