how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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