Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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