He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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