we have officially lost it.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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