it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
