That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
