My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Damn victory sex feels great
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