is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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