super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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