you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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