There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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