I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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