I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
so let's talk penis.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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