Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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