What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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