So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
smell my finger.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
